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The sheets on my bed are all messed up...
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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1/1/00 12:00am
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The sheets on my bed are all messed up...
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I don't ask much out of life, but smooth sheets that smell nice are one of my few demands.
How can someone mess that up? All you have to do is put the damn sheets on the bed. Where they go is self evident...jebus. Think I'll be hiring a new housekeeper tomorrow....
Note...I don't have a housekeeper now. I'm poor and make my own bed. So I'm mad at me...or something.
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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-Foxy-
Title: Moderator
Ãœber Brat
Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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darn sheets
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FineYoungCannibals
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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no one cares about your sheets, tell us a story mr story man
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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The sheets on my bed are all messed up...
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As long as they aren't dripping wet...
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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1/1/00 12:00am
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time to discuss it with your housekeeper at a slightly higher volume in case she misses the dissatisfaction in your voice... remember
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Varece
Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm weird about my sheets too. I like a smooth bed. 
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FineYoungCannibals
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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a few months ago my wife came home from shopping, i asked, what you get?
new sheets she said, i though nothing of it until i checked my bank account
who doesn't like $1400, 1500 Thread Count Egyptian cotton sheets?
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FYC
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Bet u slept great though
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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
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Jezza_Belle
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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The sheets on my bed are all messed up...
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
a few months ago my wife came home from shopping, i asked, what you get?
new sheets she said, i though nothing of it until i checked my bank account
who doesn't like $1400, 1500 Thread Count Egyptian cotton sheets?
Your wife seriously doesn't know how to bargain shop, that's a ripoff.
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