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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Cashier: Do you need a paper sack with that?

Cowboy: Naw, she ain't that ugly.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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deadcactus  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
But maybe a carrot or some hay to keep her distracted...

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
deadcactus posted:

But maybe a carrot or some hay to keep her distracted...



We weren't talking about your girlfriends.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
deadcactus  3 stars
Posts: 669
Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
Of course not, mine isn't off with a cowboy. But when do you expect your wife to get back?

 

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True dat.
Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
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dbl

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
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Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
deadcactus posted:

Of course not, mine isn't off with a cowboy. But when do you expect your wife to get back?



Why would the cowboy be turning down the paper sack then?

 

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