Ptilk posted:
I once had a date with a beautiful woman who was funny, sexy and interesting.
She got a lot of texts and phone calls as we were driving to diner, and I got a bit pissed about her stopping our conversation constantly to answer them.
I mean, I was having a great time. She was fun to talk to, had interesting opinions and we were getting along great...but every time we started to get really into it...another god damn interruption.
I told her how annoying it was, and asked if she wanted me to take her home so she could devote all her attention to people that weren't taking time out of their lives to actually be with her. She apologized and stopped checking her texts every couple of minutes.
We got to the restaurant, ordered, and were having a great time. Night was going great, conversation was flowing, mutual attraction was in force...then she got another god damn text and told me "I have to take this one"....
I wnt to pee, and as I was standing there realized this bitch needs them more than she needs me...so I left. Stopped by the front counter, gave them my credit card, told them to put whatever we (or she) ordered on it, and went home.
Got a call 30 minutes later (took her 30 minutes to realize I wasn't coming back, wtf?) from her asking what was going on. Never responded.
4 days later she showed up at my house with flowers and we dated for about 2 years.
I won.

Awesome.