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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
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Annanova posted:

Now, how MANY FOODS did they try before settling on the power of the Onion?



you do NOT want to know...

 

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deadcactus  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
DunesVladHarkonnen posted:

Annanova posted:

Now, how MANY FOODS did they try before settling on the power of the Onion?



you do NOT want to know...



They tried garlic, but with onion testing being the first idea the garlic all just fell out. Then came the zucchini test for colon cancer...

 

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Annanova  1 star
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Registered: 2000-11-6 18:05:45
Thinking of the girls who were part of the tests BEFORE onions makes me think of the poor saps who were part of the Preparation A through G trials

 

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deadcactus  3 stars
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"A more peculiar but highly effective intravaginal ingredient was crocodile dung, which was used to deter sexual partners."

I really have to wonder if this is the 21st century version of whalers on the moon...

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-5-7 18:59:05
deadcactus posted:

"A more peculiar but highly effective intravaginal ingredient was crocodile dung, which was used to deter sexual partners."

I really have to wonder if this is the 21st century version of whalers on the moon...



Ewwwwwwwwwww

 

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Anebriated  3 stars
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i haven't looked at the medscape site in depth until now. there is so much stuff!
hopefully it's not too amazing or my friends won't see me for days

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