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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (KBAK/KBFX) — An Oildale man accused of animal abuse is being held on a charge that specifically bans eating any animal commonly kept as a pet.

As Eyewitness News first reported Monday, 35-year-old Jason Wilmert was arrested on two charges. One count is animal cruelty. The other is "animals commonly kept as pets or companions; use as food."

Kern County Supervising Deputy District Attorney Michael Yraceburn said he can't discuss details of the investigation, but he admitted to being surprised at the allegations.

"I've been involved with these kinds of cases for a long time," Yraceburn told Eyewitness News on Tuesday. "I don't believe I've ever seen one like this before."

Neighbors near Wilmert's home on Wilson Avenue said they had heard and seen suspicious activity.

"I heard a cat cry," neighbor Joe Nuno said. "It was a weird cry, real loud."

Nuno went outside and said he saw Wilmert in the backyard of the nearby home. Wilmert had fire going on a burner.

"I smelled cooking," Nuno described. "It smelled like some awful meat."

http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/Man-accused-of-killing-eating-cats-139333093.html

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
I dunno about that, but I do know what the other pink meat is.

 

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Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
Need to boil that man in oil.

 

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pkhere  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
terrible

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
pkhere posted:
terrible



Not the other pink meat. It is wonderful!

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
When B_T's apocalypse comes you're all going to miss this guy and his economical cat recipes.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
Why should he be boiled in oil? He was obviously hungry.
Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
I wouldn't eat cat but you know what? Unless he was burning hair I cannot imagine the meat actually smelled bad as it cooked. I believe he thought that because it was cat. If you didn't know you were eating cat and was served it you would probably think it was pretty good.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
Yeah, doubtful it smelled like farts or anything. If it was in his moo goo gai pan he probably wouldn't even notice.
Fallen_daemon  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-28 16:34:29
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kitty the new white meat?
as long as its not human whats the problem? because its cute? lol

 

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