VaultNetwork.net Vault Network Boards
Author Topic: PSA: If you are ever eating in a household full of South Texans and/or Mexicans... [Locked]
tsingtao2  3 stars
Posts: 678
Registered: 2000-10-10 23:08:10
NEVER assume that the jar of "crushed red peppers" on the table are "crushed red peppers" yes, they are crushed, and yes, the are red...

OMFG my butthole is going to HATE me in the morning!!!!!

I almost cried!!!!

 

-----signature-----
May the bridges I burn light my way
Isolated in defiance, I will remain
May the bridges I burn light my way
I will never comply, I'll forever defy
aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
Pirate Kitty

Posts: 2,317
Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30

 

-----signature-----
may contain partial nudity
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
aon_mixed posted:





LOLOLOL

 

-----signature-----
The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
Fenlenus  1 star
Posts: 106
Registered: 2002-7-20 05:42:48
aon_mixed posted:





looooooooooooooool.

 

-----signature-----
And somewhere in the black distance,
Another herald puts down his flute,
And the dewy dawn creeps on,
And the night withdraws.
regulator_cracka  4 stars
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
aon_mixed posted:





Did you hear what he said, you will be coming out messy though!

 

-----signature-----
Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80
If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours.
Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways.
The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
tsingtao2  3 stars
Posts: 678
Registered: 2000-10-10 23:08:10
Fenlenus posted:

aon_mixed posted:





looooooooooooooool.



OMG thats funny!!!!

 

-----signature-----
May the bridges I burn light my way
Isolated in defiance, I will remain
May the bridges I burn light my way
I will never comply, I'll forever defy
Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
aon_mixed posted:



/thread

 

-----signature-----
.
Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear.
-Bou_Te
.
Soylent CLiKK -- It's PEEEEEOPLEEE
Hiakisha  2 stars
Title: Newbcakes
Posts: 337
Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
classic

 

-----signature-----
Needs Discipline ( WoW - Skullcrusher ) Earls of Sandwich ( LOTRO - Brandywine )
I wonder if that lady slam dunked it or went for the 3 point shot when she threw it in the trash. - NWK
Et tu, Ticky?
-Accident-  3 stars
Title: Waiting to happen
Posts: 660
Registered: 2000-8-24 09:49:04
tsingtao2 posted:

NEVER assume that the jar of "crushed red peppers" on the table are "crushed red peppers" yes, they are crushed, and yes, the are red...

OMFG my butthole is going to HATE me in the morning!!!!!

I almost cried!!!!



LOL how much did you use? My mom always crushed up those little red piquins and you're not supposed to use more than a couple of drops on the food.

I ate a piquin whole once just to see what would happen...OMG it felt like the thing had burnt a hole in my tongue. Who knew something so tiny could be so potent?

 

-----signature-----
I realize now I do not fear death. I fear my daughter will not be free when I die.
- NR, #iranelection
Stormyblade  3 stars
Posts: 550
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:22:54
tsingtao2 posted:

NEVER assume that the jar of "crushed red peppers" on the table are "crushed red peppers" yes, they are crushed, and yes, the are red...


OMFG my butthole is going to HATE me in the morning!!!!!


I almost cried!!!!



It never occurred to you to *ask* what type they were??

 

-----signature-----
Nothing to see here...

VaultNetwork.net is an independently operated community forum and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or technically based on IGN, GameSpy, FilePlanet, GameStats, or the former IGN/GameSpy Vault Network.
References to VaultNetwork.net mean this site/domain. VNBoards-style presentation is a visual homage only. By using this site, you agree to the forum rules.