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Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear.
-Bou_Te
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Soylent CLiKK -- It's PEEEEEOPLEEE

"Dr. Happy Harry Cox, reminding you that, everything you know is wrong"
Hey idiot, if you pull your pants up it wont look like you $hit them, and you wont have to walk like you have a broom shoved up yer ass!

Nothing to see here...

Chicago Bulls: 43-13
post game gem from Joakim Noah: "We cannot play with our heads down and have a poo poo face. Sometimes we have a poo poo face."

I am Tom Wopat!!!!
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"Somebody please kill me before I am dead"
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"I learned life is unfair and that is very real" Flaw

The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile

When was the last time you were honest with yourself?