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Kah_v2  2 stars
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Registered: 2012-2-7 07:29:52
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
Ah-Schoo posted:
Kah_v2 posted:
Hyper is so lonely.

It appears he has solved that issue.



He's here isn't he?

 

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Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
I just looked everywhere and can't see him.

 

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-Abysmal-  4 stars
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Registered: 2000-12-20 06:45:24
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
ya, instead of taking that home, she thinks to take it to her friends.

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
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Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
We have a good time, at home as well.

I posted her pic a few times, she went with me on the last bike trip, and we have a cross country ride scheduled for this summer, as well as a two week vacation set for Prague.

It just came out that way while I was instructing her and we cracked up, all her black girlfriends get a kick out of me.

 

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Ungabhunga  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-8-7 11:25:39
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
Hyperimiator posted:
I thought she needed lessons, so I took her to the local pro at my driving range. He noticed she was holding the club to tight and he suggested she grip it like my penis when we have sex. She did and hit an beautiful drive about 250 yards, straight down the fairway. The instructor said nice shot but take the club out of your mouth and try again.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
This woman I know was out golfing and got stung by a bee. As she was highly allergic, she went to the doctor and he asked her where she got stung. She said between the second and third hole. The doctor said her stance was too wide.
Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: While helping my g/f get better at golf I told her.
I knew the really serious golfer, he went out solo on a Satruday and got paired up with a beautiful woman.

She kicked his ass, fet bad about it, and so she invited him to her house for some cocktails, as she lived right on the edge of the course.

One thing led to another and he ended up with a killer bj.

Next Saturday he goes at the same time, she's there, the starter pairs them off and they end up at her place again after she beats him soundly.

This goes on all month and near the end of the month, while getting his bj he asks, "you know this is really nice but I'd like to try some regular sex".

She looks up and says, "I have a confession to make."

He asks, "what?"

She says, "I'm not really a woman".

He gets all pissed off and yells, "ou sonofabitch, you've been hitting off the ladies T all month!"

...like I said a really serious golfer joke...

 

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