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Dwaveran  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-1-23 11:01:28
deadcactus posted:

The time to really worry is when the doc starts rolling his sleeve up past the elbow...



lol

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Fozzie_Bear posted:

AkagiyamaMissile posted:

Doesn't this become yearly after the age of 40 to check for cancer?


Also, when you had the exam, after it started, were both of your doctor's hands still on your shoulders?



Akagi's doc calls him My Little Pony and has him wear a palomino colored gurney for good reason. Even convinced him to whinny at insertion.



 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
Sounds like a really well-done research study.

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
this dude I work with got the prostate check, but there was a bunch of med students and he OK'd them all to finger his ass.


not right.
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Tipztoe posted:

this dude I work with got the prostate check, but there was a bunch of med students and he OK'd them all to finger his ass.


not right.



WHA??

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Really its the least they can do.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
AkagiyamaMissile posted:

Tipztoe posted:

this dude I work with got the prostate check, but there was a bunch of med students and he OK'd them all to finger his ass.


not right.



WHA??



sometimes doctors will ask if you mind if med students are present for the examination. He not only said yes, but let them all stick their finger up his ass

and he brags about it to women here..

something wrong with him
caffeino00  2 stars
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Posts: 258
Registered: 2001-5-6 13:48:18
Had to have prostate checks. I felt traumatized afterwards.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I bet your doc feels traumatized too. Mine has only ever done it once to me.

 

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WulfgarEntreri
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Registered: 2002-1-13 17:19:23
Traumatized, pffft.

 

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