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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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and it's not even the cat that usually makes a mess of things.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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good thing it's a faux leather couch. cleaned right up with paper towels and this green cleaner stuff. (not simple green)

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
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I believe I have identified the source of your problem.

Apparently, you own a cat.

Rho

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Rhodoman posted:

I believe I have identified the source of your problem.

Apparently, you own a cat.

Rho



My daughter owns two cats, which in turn own me.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Rhodoman posted:

I believe I have identified the source of your problem.

Apparently, you own a cat.

Rho



GODDAMMIT I CAME HERE TO POST THIS

 

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Brandun  4 stars
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Horked = Puke???

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Brandun posted:

Horked = Puke???



Cats have a unique sound when they puke, which sounds like "hork".

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Jezza_Belle posted:

Brandun posted:

Horked = Puke???



Cats have a unique sound when they puke, which sounds like "hork".



Yup. When dad gives out cat too much food (thankfully which RARELY happens) she'll start her 'HORK'ing ritual. I usually catch her in the middle of it, set her on some newspaper and let her go to town.

 

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Will Jezze ever find true love?
Will Jezze get motivated to lose those pounds?
Well Jezze's over bearing mother push her over the edge?

Find out in next week's issue.

 

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