My fake stocks are in tabacco companies and brewing companies.
Heineken really cost me on the alcohol front, took a bit of a (fake) loss there.
Tabacco has been rock solid.
I thought for sure booze and cigs would be recession proof. Now I realize it was BOOBS and cigs...
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There's some delight in ale and wine,
And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.