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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
You didn't hear it first here but Osama was not buried at sea. It's the hottest topic on wacko websites, which is where you heard it first. Some security guy guessed this and his email was put on wikileaks, so that means Wikileaks proved that Osama was not dumped at sea and Obama lied to us about it.
Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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HYPER ZIONISTS did it.

 

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Dwaveran  3 stars
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so someone sent an email, it MUST be true!

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Government Taxidermy.

hes in a black ops museum someplace. stuffed and mounted.

 

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suntzukali2  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 02:48:55
As far as I know he might be alive. Hopefully being water boarded as we speak while CIA look for useful bits of info. Him being alive is a head ache to many terrorist would be acting up trying to get him free. So either way its the right thing to do if he is alive tell everyone he is dead or if the seal team killed him be grateful for their hard work and dedication.

 

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_Gimpzilla_  1 star
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Registered: 2000-3-12 20:20:37
He's a secret guest in the white house, advising Obama on how best to destroy the free world and establish Sharia law in America.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
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The Guantanamo soccer field makes a lot more sense now.

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
Obama gave him to Cheney for a plaything, with the proviso that they field only lame candidates against him.

They call that bi-partisanship, these days.

Besides I predicted this....


Hyperimiator posted:

5/14/11 1:45pm Subject: To those on the right and left who think we shouldn't have killed Bin Laden: Thank you.

I don't think we killed him.

Petreus gets transferred to head the CIA a few weeks before the op, CIA head goes to Sec of Defense.

Convenient blackout occurs during the op. (explains the whole wife shield etc OBL fired back etc.) Obama and entire white house staff believes and can swear under oath OBL is dead. Petreus and now Sec Defense are the only ones at the top that know what happened and they will keep it that way.

OBL is hit in the head with rubber bullets, gets bloody scalp would and is rendered unconcious. Wife sees it thinks he is dead.

Body gets moved by chopper fake body double is buried at sea with all rights.

OBL is in a basement right now somewhere with elctrodes strapped to his nuts, singing like a canary.

Hyper wanders off humming Mission Impossible music, secure in the knowledge that America is Number 1.



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myxomatosis8  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
Ah-Schoo posted:

HYPER ZIONISTS did it.



I thought it was the NAZI ZIONISTS.

 

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Bat_Avenger  1 star
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http://lybio.net/osamas-watery-grave-captured/comedy/

 

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