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-Darkfire-  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
http://www.amazon.com/Neckpro-Cervical-Traction-Device-Adjustable/dp/B0002DNL0Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1331015994&sr=8-1

i can do my own adjustments now

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
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That doesn't come with the magic they use though.

 

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AynRand  1 star
Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
Don't use it too much. You'll give yourself ligament laxity.

 

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-Darkfire-  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
AynRand posted:

Don't use it too much. You'll give yourself ligament laxity.



i'm not stretching my ligaments, snake oilsman. i'm stretching my neck as long as far as my neck will go and swinging back and forth real hard to adjust my spine.

 

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Ocura  2 stars
Title: Wiki Wench of the West
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Registered: 2006-11-2 20:01:35
-Darkfire- posted:

AynRand posted:

Don't use it too much. You'll give yourself ligament laxity.



i'm not stretching my ligaments, snake oilsman. i'm stretching my neck as long as far as my neck will go and swinging back and forth real hard to adjust my spine.



..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxDnZs2_OQ
Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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my mom had a kick ass traction device when I was little, but it was for the sciatic region, so it didn't have you hanging from the door or anything weird.

 

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AynRand  1 star
Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
-Darkfire- posted:

AynRand posted:

Don't use it too much. You'll give yourself ligament laxity.



i'm not stretching my ligaments, snake oilsman. i'm stretching my neck as long as far as my neck will go and swinging back and forth real hard to adjust my spine.



Soooo, you have no ligaments in your neck? Hmmm...

Hehehehe....this is gettin' good. *goes to pop popcorn*

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I think you need a prostitute to suck it, not a chiropractor.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
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I quit going to my chiropractor and started using a witch doctor instead. Much better results.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Cuttlery posted:

I quit going to my chiropractor and started using a witch doctor instead. Much better results.



Plus he probably can tell you which NFL teams to bet on.

 

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