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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I sold all my rhino horn to buy narwhal tusks.

The bubble in rhino horn is getting unsustainable! Diversify people!

I blame FYC, I think he has been manipulating the RH market.
Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
narwhal tusks are unconstitutional. Commie.

 

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HeartView  4 stars
Title: Be right back...
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2001-12-20 08:11:56
If you leave your horns on the rhino you'll get a good return with decent interest.

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Yeah, but I don't actually buy the tusks themselves, I buy stock in a South African company that exchanges narwhal tucks for rhino horn on a 1 for 3 basis, thus hedging my bets against inflation, getting a huge tax benefit, and limiting my exposure to any sudden swings in valuation of either commodity.
JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
HeartView posted:

If you leave your horns on the rhino you'll get a good return with decent interest.



BUT YOU END UP WITH RHINO POOP. Nobody buys Rhino poop.
Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
Caledric posted:

I didn't read what BT posted, I never do. I'm just posting here for the hell of it.

 

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