ikkoikki posted:
Chicago Bears get Brandon Marshall for a half-eaten donut and an unopened can of tuna.

muahaha
we also signed Jason Campbell to be our backup QB
Phil emery = win so far
the tuna was found to be dolphin safe
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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
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