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Terminius_Est  3 stars
Title: Moon River
Posts: 894
Registered: 2002-2-27 06:08:05
http://news.yahoo.com/400-pound-gorilla-escapes-bites-zookeeper-buffalo-zoo-213748700.html

A keeper who has cared for Koga since he arrived in 2007 was bitten on her hand and calf,
in what officials said was an act of excitement rather than aggression.

 

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Second_Chance  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-28 15:45:11
It's because of Mario Williams.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
YAHOOcomment posted:

DrunkenDonuts® • 33 mins ago

The good news is that I'm glad they finally put Snooki in a zoo. The bad news is that I guess they forgot to lock the cage properly.

 

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levgre  3 stars
Posts: 606
Registered: 2001-10-24 07:24:49
Terminius_Est posted:

http://news.yahoo.com/400-pound-gorilla-escapes-bites-zookeeper-buffalo-zoo-213748700.html

A keeper who has cared for Koga since he arrived in 2007 was bitten on her hand and calf,
in what officials said was an act of excitement rather than aggression.



If it was aggression, she'd be dead. Animals lash out with some violence when they are scared, surprised, etc. Remember they are also not aware of how fragile humans are, compared to their usual gorilla companions.

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
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Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
She is the luckiest ****ing person alive right now, lol. Thing could have shredded her apart.
the_great_intex  4 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
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Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
For real, that big thing could split her right down the middle like a banana split, and in a number of ways if it so preferred

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
the_great_intex posted:

For real, that big thing could split her right down the middle like a banana split, and in a number of ways if it so preferred



http://www.youtube.com/watch?featurelayer_detailpage&v=PyzYhSNNr5Y#t=67s

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
she's luck she didn't get raped

 

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Webscar  3 stars
Title: /Yiffs in Hell [face_furry]
Posts: 946
Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
the_great_intex posted:

For real, that big thing could split her right down the middle like a banana split, and in a number of ways if it so preferred

Hey-OOOOO?

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
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