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Hawkson
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
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Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
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JD_HOGG posted:
And WTF was that man doing with table?
He was one of those guys that tries to sell you s*** cleaning products at the gas station...saving his wares.
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JD_HOGG
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Hawkson posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
And WTF was that man doing with table?
He was one of those guys that tries to sell you s*** cleaning products at the gas station...saving his wares.
Maybe he caused fire!? FLAMMABLE!
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Sith_Mauler
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
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see due to stricter immigration enforcement there are less window washers now. because of a lack of window washers her windshield was dirty which caused her vision to be impeded, thus causing her to drive into the gas pump.
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Natoli
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Registered: 2002-2-1 11:53:08
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She was probably on the phone and trying to maneuver one-handed...
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Annanova
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Registered: 2000-11-6 18:05:45
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I saw a girl once pull away from the pump with the nozzle still in the side of her car.
The gas line broke away as it is designed to I guess.
She got out, looked at the handle still sticking out of her car, and I said to her, "I always wondered what would happen if someone did that".
She gave me such a DIAF look and headed inside. She was not amused.
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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I watched some moron not long ago driving down the street with the nozzle and hose still hanging out of their fuel port.
everybody in every car I could see were all looking at the guy like 
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AkagiyamaMissile
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Natoli posted:
She was probably on the phone and trying to maneuver one-handed...
Saw a news clip on this. She cut off the Hummer on the right to get to the pump first. 
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Annanova posted:
I saw a girl once pull away from the pump with the nozzle still in the side of her car.
The gas line broke away as it is designed to I guess.
She got out, looked at the handle still sticking out of her car, and I said to her, "I always wondered what would happen if someone did that".
She gave me such a DIAF look and headed inside. She was not amused.
Several months ago I had a woman ask my wife how to pump gas at a station. She had to be in her 40's; said she'd never done it before in her life.
She was from Oregon 
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Webscar posted:
Guy A: RUN FOR YOUR LIVE
Guy B: Saving my car... saving my car!
Guy C: SAVING MAH TABLE! SAVING MY TABLE!
I had to watch that kist to see the reference. Fun. Im glad he got his table.
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ACX
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Registered: 2001-10-25 12:53:52
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Ferrydust posted:
Terminius_Est posted:
And yes, the driver was female.
You mean, And yes it was Florida. I can guarantee you that being female doesn't = crashing into a fuel pump and causing a fire.
I've been hit from behind twice while waiting at an intersection. Both times by female asians who tried to tell me the giant dent in my bumper was "there before".
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