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aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
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Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
Part of the reason I wanted to eat my placenta in the first place is that I am fascinated by the human body and all that it can do. The placenta is an incredible organ that deserves celebration. But — as with the appendix and other organs that the body tends to deem unnecessary — once it comes out, maybe it should stay out.

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jonus156  3 stars
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WTF

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Dear Jesus

Please kill aon

I promise I'll start going to church again

thanks

DE

 

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Maleraka  2 stars
Title: Postponing the inevitable
Posts: 481
Registered: 2002-9-24 18:26:05
I prefer my placenta al dente with a side of newborn

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
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jonus156 posted:

WTF

 

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meltedmossy  1 star
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Registered: 2001-8-12 13:55:41
I shouldn't have been eating that sandwich when I clicked on this thread.

 

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Hiakisha  2 stars
Title: Newbcakes
Posts: 337
Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVte8cdwpXc

 

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Lanacan  3 stars
Title: Random, Crazy, Mental....
Posts: 789
Registered: 2002-2-19 17:27:59
meltedmossy posted:

I shouldn't have been eating that sandwich when I clicked on this thread.



That would have been better than my spicy Korean ramen with melted cheese... the broth for the soup was all red...
winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32

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