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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
I'm going to release a chemical agent which will force all plant life to have sex the normal way, with penises and vaginas. Keep my fkin air clean of their mess. Fk the bees, anyway, nobody likes them either.

 

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"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Heading to brother's place in a while for dinner

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
ooo lucky you!

i expect a full food report buster!

also any fights that break out ;p

 

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jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
That reminds me i need to tell my wife to make me a margarita when i get home.

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
think she will? ;P

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
My day was whiny.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
i saw that

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
Dark_EternalFF posted:

I'm going to release a chemical agent which will force all plant life to have sex the normal way, with penises and vaginas. Keep my fkin air clean of their mess. Fk the bees, anyway, nobody likes them either.


do you really want to see a set of balls attached to half the flowers in the world?

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
Too.Much.Driving

Rho

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
well put your feet up and relax now

 

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