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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
A 50- something year old woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to combat_mage. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to combat_mage." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to combat_mage and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
Are you saying combat is black?

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
combat is 100% Mexican

 

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FYC
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
And FYC is Upper Mexican.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
I thought Combat was afrocan?

 

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Webscar  3 stars
Title: /Yiffs in Hell [face_furry]
Posts: 946
Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
poor taste reapie

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
Webscar posted:
poor taste reapie



Explain please.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
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Fallen_daemon  3 stars
Posts: 761
Registered: 2001-7-28 16:34:29
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
no he is blaxican.

 

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combat_mage_sc  4 stars
Title: Hi. My name is Combat and i'm an alcoholic.
Posts: 1,061
Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
WHITE POWER!


 

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Arc_DT  2 stars
Title: Mithan said I am smart
Posts: 363
Registered: 2002-5-28 08:25:51
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "I can't sit next to combat_mage."
Your third paragraph is WAY too wordy. Succinctness is the essence of humor.

 

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