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aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
Pirate Kitty

Posts: 2,317
Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Dolphin Raep!!

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Rodriks_Fury  2 stars
Posts: 366
Registered: 2001-5-30 19:27:12
And that dude just lays there and takes it.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Rodriks_Fury posted:

And that dude just lays there and takes it.



Well, I guess when yer a bottom....

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
NonOffensiveName  3 stars
Title: Touching people in special places all day long
Posts: 830
Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
Im just wondering why DE's face hasnt been photoshopped onto the guy getting humped yet?

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
NonOffensiveName posted:

Im just wondering why DE's face hasnt been photoshopped onto the guy getting humped yet?



DE's face should be on the dolphin.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26


"Before long, Peter was back in the house with Margaret, still attempting to woo her. But this time, he changed his tactics. Instead of biting his lady friend, he started courting her by gently rubbing his teeth up and down her leg and showing off his genitals. Shockingly, this final strategy worked, and Margaret began rubbing the dolphin’s erection. Unsurprisingly, he became a lot more cooperative with his language lessons."

Read this for a really messed up experiment with dolphins...

http://www.worldsstrangest.com/mental-floss/4-bizarre-experiments-that-should-never-be-repeated/

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Kordirn posted:



"Before long, Peter was back in the house with Margaret, still attempting to woo her. But this time, he changed his tactics. Instead of biting his lady friend, he started courting her by gently rubbing his teeth up and down her leg and showing off his genitals. Shockingly, this final strategy worked, and Margaret began rubbing the dolphin’s erection. Unsurprisingly, he became a lot more cooperative with his language lessons."

Read this for a really messed up experiment with dolphins...

http://www.worldsstrangest.com/mental-floss/4-bizarre-experiments-that-should-never-be-repeated/



LOL says that experiment was federally funded.
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
as I understand it, dolphins are the only other animal on the planet that have recreational sex.

apparently with anything they can catch

 

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Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
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