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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Would he cure world hunger with it or create world peace? I mean we're talkin' OBAMA here so it'd have to be spectacular. The guy won the Nobel Peace Prize without lifting a finger, if you remember.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Who knows, it would probably be spectacular. He could probably achieve world peace with that kind of money.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
You mean he hasn't beaten those problems already with his awesome speech power?
Unarmed-Yarr  2 stars
Title: Pirate of Harrrvestgain
Posts: 390
Registered: 2000-2-23 15:43:24
with that kind of money he could buy a Nobel Peace prize

 

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Myn_Darklighter  1 star
Title: lector caveo sarcasm coerceo
Posts: 81
Registered: 2002-11-7 07:40:11
He'd do his part, and tax his earnings at 150%.

Rich people need to be taxed more.

 

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ryu_masamune
Posts: 40
Registered: 2000-5-18 06:56:19
He'd be called an ineffective elitist hypocrite by frothing morons.

Oh, sorry, I didn't know this circle jerk was in the cloak room.

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
Al Gore won a Nobel Peace Prize too, as did Jimmy Carter and Yasser Arafat.

 

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AliHajiSheik  1 star
Posts: 143
Registered: 2003-1-5 08:42:33
The Nobel Prize is a kind of lottery.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
He'd probably clone another copy of Bin Laden just so he could kill him again.
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Im hearin some butthurt in here but its funny that its coming from the right AND the left

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile

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