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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Thanks! I'm already a pretty good one handed typist.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Reapist posted:

Thanks! I'm already a pretty good one handed typist.



Sigh.

Easy joke is easy.

 

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Bork_the_orc  2 stars
Posts: 272
Registered: 2001-6-15 20:58:59
You better be billing for this time, counselor.

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Bork_the_orc posted:

You better be billing for this time, counselor.



I wish.

Imagine if I could get away with billing for farting around on the internet.

Unfortunately, we bill by case type, not hourly.

 

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Bork_the_orc  2 stars
Posts: 272
Registered: 2001-6-15 20:58:59
Hawkson posted:

Bork_the_orc posted:

You better be billing for this time, counselor.



I wish.

Imagine if I could get away with billing for farting around on the internet.

Unfortunately, we bill by case type, not hourly.



Ouch. When I was a law clerk we used to bill Toyota for even just leaving voicemails. Good times.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Back in the days of AOL chat rooms you had to be careful what you said or you would get booted. I came up with several insults that would not get me boted but the target often got pissed and said too much and got the boot. One of my insults was. "Thanks to gay chat rooms (XXX) is now a one handed typist!"

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Bork_the_orc posted:

Hawkson posted:

Bork_the_orc posted:

You better be billing for this time, counselor.



I wish.

Imagine if I could get away with billing for farting around on the internet.

Unfortunately, we bill by case type, not hourly.



Ouch. When I was a law clerk we used to bill Toyota for even just leaving voicemails. Good times.



Immigration law.

Clients don't necessarily have tons of money.

 

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Varece  4 stars
Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
Mavis!!!

I remember using this!

 

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Ordal  2 stars
Posts: 250
Registered: 2001-5-24 12:51:34
Hawkson posted:

Bork_the_orc posted:

Hawkson posted:

Bork_the_orc posted:

You better be billing for this time, counselor.



I wish.

Imagine if I could get away with billing for farting around on the internet.

Unfortunately, we bill by case type, not hourly.



Ouch. When I was a law clerk we used to bill Toyota for even just leaving voicemails. Good times.



Immigration law.

Clients don't necessarily have tons of money.


lol

 

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