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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Not going to be the same when I can't look at the past to determine whether I should like you in the present.

Actually, I'm one of those people who pretty much like everyone, I even like the perverted old poop throwers, who only post to attack people with their poop. I value useless crap just as much as I value crap that society had deemed worthwhile.

I like the different, the maimed, the damaged, the edge of insanity, the boring, the middle of the road, the nice guy, the evil woman, the shy, the extroverted, the evil and swearing, the ceaselessly care bearing, the unicorn huggers, and the dreamy eyed luggers...yeah, I even like you...

I value every stupid post, even the ones you make while drunk and high and pissed off at life that you secretly wish you never made and every time you log on you hope you wont find as a history of what you said when you shouldn't have been talking and should have been sleeping instead...

I obsess and reread every little screed and scrap of nothingness you ever offered to the universe in a vomit of self centered and angst driven compulsion to let someone, anyone, no one know you are alive...

I read it, that post that got no responses, the one where you bared your soul and got nothing back...

It made me think, a little anyway. In hours beyond counting and days without number I came here and got something, which no matter how bad, is always better than nothing....

I owe ya. Thanks. Now on to the new stuff, which will probably suck, but like I said...it's better than nothing.
ikkoikki  4 stars
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
what a liar. You never read my NBA threads.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
I still can't believe you gave a woman a car for a bj. I mean...I can't fathom a bj so good that you'd give a woman anything but an angry dragon afterwards, much less a car.

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I give stuff away all the time for nothing.

Giving a car to a woman for a decent BJ is my way of "paying it forward". Now she is mobile and can blow more guys than she could if she had to walk to them.
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Ptilk posted:

Now she is mobile and can blow more guys than she could if she had to walk to them.



Now my cubemate is looking at me funny because I just busted out laughing

 

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DE/Mr Pants 2012
FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
in my 9 years on ACF i have not made any friends or contributed to a meaningful debate or discussion
i only spew hate and negativity

that's just the way i am but i love you the same

 

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Lynea  4 stars
Title: Dances with Trolls
Posts: 1,320
Registered: 2001-7-26 13:09:39
I will always think of you when I hear J.J. Whispers or the Why Not Lounge.

It was just incomprehensible that someone on this board would know the places, but you did!

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Booze and whores are both multi-billion contributors to the economy. I value them for that, as well as for the buzz and the orgasms.

Anyone who supports either can't be bad in my book, supporting them with style, vim, and humor is a god damn bonus, Thanks.

PS. Mobile blow jobs are probably even better than sedentary ones.

PPS. JJ Whispers was the shiznit!

PPPS. No one care aboot the NBA...sorry, but I read the threads anyways. Promise!
Immortal_Haze  2 stars
Posts: 498
Registered: 2002-1-31 17:54:09
I hope you keep posting on the new board man, I always enjoy your posts.

 

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-Dyslexia-  1 star
Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan
Posts: 199
Registered: 2001-5-1 15:52:19
It has really been a good ride.

 

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