Date Posted:1/1/00 12:00amSubject:
I went over to the vesti to say hi.
MORTAR COMBAT!
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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile