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OT - My friend is depressed
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Aymyurdadi
Posts: 32
Registered: 2005-6-4 05:12:25
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Date Posted:
8/8/11 10:35am
Subject:
OT - My friend is depressed
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My friend is depressed, and he told me why:
'Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and everything...
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center...in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...'
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SplashofPink
Title: Pretty In Pink
Posts: 293
Registered: 2006-6-3 18:27:00
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Date Posted:
8/8/11 10:35am
Subject:
OT - My friend is depressed
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I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I'm asking you sir, at the top of my lungs - that thing! That horrible thing that I see! What's that thing you've made out of my truffula tree?
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