Yesterday, I heard a girlfriend, who has a key to my apartment, driving in the garage. She was playing Adelle, Rumour Has It. I laid face down on the floor and played like I was dead.



She got really pissed. However, if it would have been a real emergency, I would have died. She did not go into action. She said: " Are you alright"?

 

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Imagine if she would have pulled a strap-on out of her purse and tried to go to town on your anus.

Things coulda been worse, so stay positive young man!

 

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Since you brought up anal probing. A woman that can manipulate your prostate while giving you head is thing of joy and wonder.

 

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I let a freaky ex try that once and it was an instant boner killer. Like a balloon screeching to emptiness. She said guys liked it but I couldn't see how. Different strokes for different folks tho, eh? I don't think a prostate massage during a BJ makes a guy gay if he enjoys it but it certainly wasn't my cup of tea.

 

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It might have been a deal killer for her, too, if you didn't wash yo ass. You Gotta Wash Yo Ass NSFW

 

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