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Yesterday, I Feigned I Was Dead
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Yesterday, I Feigned I Was Dead
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Yesterday, I heard a girlfriend, who has a key to my apartment, driving in the garage. She was playing Adelle, Rumour Has It. I laid face down on the floor and played like I was dead.
She got really pissed. However, if it would have been a real emergency, I would have died. She did not go into action. She said: " Are you alright"?
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Huges07.1
Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Yesterday, I Feigned I Was Dead
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Imagine if she would have pulled a strap-on out of her purse and tried to go to town on your anus.
Things coulda been worse, so stay positive young man!
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Yesterday, I Feigned I Was Dead
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Since you brought up anal probing. A woman that can manipulate your prostate while giving you head is thing of joy and wonder.
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"Ever tried, Ever Failed. No matter. Try Again.
Fail Again. Fail Better. Samuel Beckett
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Huges07.1
Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Yesterday, I Feigned I Was Dead
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I let a freaky ex try that once and it was an instant boner killer. Like a balloon screeching to emptiness. She said guys liked it but I couldn't see how. Different strokes for different folks tho, eh? I don't think a prostate massage during a BJ makes a guy gay if he enjoys it but it certainly wasn't my cup of tea.
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
Yesterday, I Feigned I Was Dead
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It might have been a deal killer for her, too, if you didn't wash yo ass.  You Gotta Wash Yo Ass NSFW
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"What is here is there. What is not here is nowhere." Vishvasara Tantra
"Ever tried, Ever Failed. No matter. Try Again.
Fail Again. Fail Better. Samuel Beckett
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