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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
New review up, as always they're long but hilarious (and accurate )


http://redlettermedia.com/

 

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Sinlock  2 stars
Title: Savior of the Camelot Outpost
Posts: 376
Registered: 2000-5-14 16:20:01
I'll have to sit and watch it later - his reviews on Star Wars and Star Trek are just amazingly awesome.

 

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Fat_wong  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2007-2-6 07:59:17
his review is as long as the movie


fuck that shit
B_Shinkicker  3 stars
Posts: 519
Registered: 2002-2-24 01:12:47
His reviews actually make bad movies entertaining. I will never watch The Phantom Menace again, but I've watched his hour and a half review of it twice!

He is a really talented reviewer!

 

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Yossarian_42  4 stars
Title: RUSH > ALL
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Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
My problem with his reviews is that there are nebulous parts of his reasoning that I disagree with but it is hard to separate the parts I have contention with from the parts I agree with in a coherent way.

So I just end up sitting there with my finger in the air and a blank look on my face.

 

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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
Fat_wong posted:

his review is as long as the movie

Simply because his reviews are generally better than the movie. If you haven't yet, watch Part 1 of his review of Phantom Menace.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI


Before you realize it you'll have watched the whole thing I bet.

 

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B_Shinkicker  3 stars
Posts: 519
Registered: 2002-2-24 01:12:47
I love it when he casually pans past the dead hookers in his basement to find some old VHS tape.

 

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Eithne_Boadicea  1 star
Posts: 216
Registered: 2002-10-21 14:29:50
Fat_wong posted:

his review is as long as the movie

fuck that shit



His review is BETTER than the movie. If I could, I would take back what I paid to see a given movie and give it to him instead.

 

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