So I took this girl out tonight, and if you ever lived in NYC during New Years, you know that it's impossible to get a cab.

Well, we achieved the impossible. I hailed an off duty yellow cab to take her to Astoria (she works early tomorrow so she couldn't come home with me) and two dickhead dudes tried to get in on the opposite side and steal it out from under her.

She ended up getting in, and as the car drove off, D-bag #1 kicks the back of the car. The car stopped, an asian driver was like, "Why are you kicking my car bro?" and he was like, "Don't worry about it, I'm just anxsty." The cabby said, "Be careful." The two D-bags came closer to jovially talk to the cabby because they were drunk assholes. The cabby sees this and started to drive off. That's when my girl jumps into action.

As D-bag #1 and #2 were stepping close to talk to the cabby and my girl opens her door. Her father is a cab driver apparently and so she starts in on them. I step between the two D-bags because I can see the situation is getting heated. Next thing I know, she is literally going off on these guys. Like, I'm holding her back, she's halfway out of the cab and the driver is trying to take off. She's screaming profanities at them, telling them she'll f'ckin kill them.

They're back on the corner laughing their asses off and I'm holding back this 5'8 little girl who I completely believe will cut off their dicks and feed them to these guys.

I could understand if they were insulting her, but they had beef with the cabby, who resolved it peacefully and quickly. After she calmed down, the two dudes were continuing to laugh (I don't think I even actually heard them) but she starts in again! I grab her around the waist and end up stop her mad charge headlong into the D-bags, who now apparently number in the 3's.

I'm truly glad that they were just being dickheads because I honestly did not want to end my night beating the shit out of two assholes and witnessing a homicide. God damn, but Puerto Rican's are fucking feisty!

Long story short, her anger caused her to lose a cab on a cabless night and I just don't understand the point of letting someone push your buttons that much.

 

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Dude.

It was your job to make them feel pain while she shouted at them.

Everything a woman hates is what you are there to attack. It's not fair or even logical.....but what use is a penis if you don't hit shit and scream?

I fucked her 5 times earlier in the day. My blood wouldn't rise if I sat on a heater.

 

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a fine start to 2012

 

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Sounds like she is pretty tense and could have used a good lay.

just say'n

 

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5'8 isn't really small for a girl. That's like model height.


I didn't really want to mention this before but you're stupid.