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Fist_de_Yuma  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 21:17:22
http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/johnransom/2012/01/02/top_obama_administration_predictions_for_2012

9) An ethics investigation will be launched in the House regarding the connection between the administration and Wall Street

The investigation will find that a bunch of mid-level Wall Street types and career bureaucrats at the Department of Commerce were responsible for the whole mess. Any Wall Street executive who makes amends for donating and supporting Obama with a generous contribution to their favorite GOP House or Senate candidate will be exonerated, as will the White House, especially if Obama tanks in the polls.

7) The media will continue to ignore the indefinite detainment provisions of NDAA

2) Obama will try to save Obamacare through a legislative compromise

Obama and the GOP nominee for president will hold an historic first-ever summit to craft a compromise on healthcare reform.

It will be the first time a sitting African American, Left-Handed president and a standing Right-Handed Mormon GOP presidential nominee will meet face-to-face at halftime in the bathroom of an NCAA basketball tournament game.

After tense negotiations between the two, mostly due to prostate problems, a compromise will be reached that won’t change the body of the landmark legislation. However, both candidates will agree to refer to healthcare reform as Obamneycare- or alternately, at their option, Robamneycare- from now on.

Chris Matthews will report that he can almost feel low, low prices for healthcare trickle down his leg. The adult diaper company Depends will explore sponsorship opportunities with Matthews’ show Hard Ball.

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
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Fist, did you write that? There aren't any typos but its as incomprehensible as one of your posts.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
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Fist De Yuma (guy in suspenders) Border vigilante crew

 

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Fist_de_Yuma  3 stars
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:

Fist, did you write that? There aren't any typos but its as incomprehensible as one of your posts.



No, I did not write it. I did not find it hard to read and no one else complained. Perhaps it the problem is you.

 

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Kjarhall  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
Predicting the media will ignore NDAA isn't a prediction of the Obama Administration, it's a prediction of the media.

The first one is kinda dumb too. If they were really interested in 'investigating' that subject, it would be more broad than the "Obama Administration".

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
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Probably because no one else bothered to read it.

WTF is this sentence supposed to mean?

"Any Wall Street executive who makes amends for donating and supporting Obama with a generous contribution to their favorite GOP House or Senate candidate will be exonerated, as will the White House, especially if Obama tanks in the polls."

Wall St execs will be exonerated if they bribe Republicans? Wait, its a prediction for Obama... he'll exonerate his supporters if they donate to the GOP? If Obama's policies hurt America, he won't be prosecuted, but they'll go after him if he does a good job? Is our resident RWN suggesting that the everyone should donate to the GOP to avoid their wrath?


Seriously, you didn't write this article?

 

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