And with 100% less Sixx. It's pretty much The African Queen with Lee Marvin hamming it up as Bogart and Roger Moore sitting pretty in the Katharine Hepburn role. Alcoholic ne'er-do-well shanghais British dandy into his ivory poaching scheme in German East Africa, which somehow leads to them teaming up to destroy a German battleship during the first World War. The kind of fun adventure movie that unfortunately doesn't get made anymore. SO WATCH IT, FUCKFACE.
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