I thought it was a bit weak.
http://www.planetfury.com/content/dont-be-afraid-dark-2011
Here's the drinking game - drink:
Every time Alex ignores a problem because of his work
Every time that damned bear says "I love you!"
Every time Alex is an asshole
Every time Sally uses the flash on her Polaroid camera to scare off the monsters
Every time the camera lingers on one of the previous owner's scary murals or other art
Every time there are scary whispers from the darkness
Every time the camera lingers on a scary childish drawing by Sally
Every time someone gets knocked unconscious
Every time there's a closeup of a tooth
Every time a little monster shoves a nail/coat hanger/dirty hypodermic through a crack in the door/keyhole/shower curtain and just narrowly avoids nailing someone in the ear/eye/butthole
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Future Grand President For Life of the Universe (you'll see! you'll be sorry then!)
Outpost Terrorist #1! I don't care what any law says!