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ineenia  2 stars
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Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
(sorry for the bad joke but it has OP written all over it.)

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark as they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tips of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they both had gorged themselves, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without he poop inside!"

 

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