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Tych2
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
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I really hope this isn't fake because its to goddamn funny. 
http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/
“They peed on me!!!†charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!â€
“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.â€
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Kjarhall
Title: The Pungent One
Posts: 915
Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
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He's lucky that's all they did.
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Tych2
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
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This part made me literally laugh out loud..
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,†assured the organizer.
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Koneg
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
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Tych2 posted:
I really hope this isn't fake
Glossynews == wanna-be Onion 
"Glossy News is an accredited online satirical publication"
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Lyndrek
Title: Moderator
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Posts: 679
Registered: 1999-11-22 12:41:54
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Koneg posted:
Tych2 posted:
I really hope this isn't fake
Glossynews == wanna-be Onion
"Glossy News is an accredited online satirical publication"
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Tych2
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
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vn_nnanji
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
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We'll pee on you if it will make you feel better.
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Koneg
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
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Just because it's fake doesn't mean it isn't funny. 
Some of the other headlines there should have given it away though. 
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Tipztoe
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
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fake or not, it's funny as hell.
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