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Author Topic: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette [Locked]
bstulic  3 stars
Posts: 761
Registered: 2002-7-26 04:55:00
It started raining and then the Dane pulled out a condom and covered his cigarette so he could continue smoking. Now the Swede was wondering what it was because his cigarette was drenched and he couldn't smoke it anymore. He asked the Dane what it was and where he could get some. "They're called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there." The Swede went off to the pharmacy and asked for some condoms. The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The Swede thought for a while and then replied: "Ones that fit a camel."

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24

 

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smellymotor  3 stars
Posts: 519
Registered: 2004-9-12 04:15:23
Two norwegians were talking. "Do you know how to save a swede from drowning?" the one said. "No," his friend said after a little while. The first norwegian grinned, "Oh, That`s good."

 

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cabbyman  2 stars
Posts: 441
Registered: 2003-1-6 07:48:53
Two swedes were walking home from the office where they worked giving the names of Jews to nazis.

They slept well that night.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
dudes! not cool!

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
haha cabby

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52

 

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I keep my eyes fixed on the sun!
A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
BubbleDude  2 stars
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24

 

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"It's much easier to just bitch on the internet than actually do something." - Altra_Shadowstalker
It probably came here in the first place because it did a search for "pedo forum." - Yukishiro

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