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One thing that is great
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__Bonk__
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Is there seems to be no end of the interesting women online to try to date. Each is unique and interesting in her own way and none of them wants to go to bed with me lol
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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1/1/00 12:00am
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You are looking for sex. They are looking for stability. Focus on bettering Bonk first and every Match.com chica will be throwing her boobs into your bed.
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Count yourself lucky man.
My most recent good friend just asked to move in with me today. I haven't figured out how to say, I like nailing you but don't want to do it forever, in a polite way yet.
Then I think maybe I would like to do it forever.
Then I remember I'm a bastard and worthless.....and and almost choke I laugh so hard.
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__Bonk__
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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I'm not lucky. I'm a lonely loner and a bit weird.
I want relationship + sex
The problem is even since I've been little I've been a bit weird so there is no changing that! Change what you can lol
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Chicks dig weird.
Just don't be creepy and it's all good.
Seriously, every time a woman confronts you about anything, just say, "your eyes are god damn fantastic, wanna fuck?" and you will be ok.
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__Bonk__
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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1/1/00 12:00am
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lol You rock Ptilk lol
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Women want dick just as much as guys want pussy.
Probably more actually.
Always tell them they are hot, and eventually....they will be hot for you...or find some idiot to screw and stop talking to you. Always more out there. The world is a lonely place. You don't have to be the best man around, just be the best man around Right Now.
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Harry Potter was weird and an outcast.
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