I can literally go two weeks without even feeling the need to poop...then after two weeks I just get this feeling like approaching earthquake and next thing I know is me running to toilet and spending next hour or so pooping like mad...afterwards I feel VERY empty, VERY hungry and when sitting, my butt feels like I had passed out in swedish night club.

 

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cancer walks in to a colon...


dude get more fiber!

 

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Two weeks is impossible unless you are comatose or a zombie.


Do not ever lie to us again.

 

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6 times/day to up to once per two weeks is the range for normal.

I take a dump once every 4 days, regardless of how much or how little I eat/exercise.

 

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I used to poop once every two days on average. I started working out, eating more fiber and protein and for about six months pooped once a day. I think my body finally corrected itself as I still do all that stuff but am back to pooping every two days.

 

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I eat tons of fiber (Muesli fanatic) but from my physical habits, I make a Sloth look athletic.

 

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i dont eat any fiber
i poop every day right after first coffee and before first work. like clockwork, i open the bosses wallet and dump right into it

in fact, i find it difficult to work at all when i know that first poop is coming

 

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