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You're Not Broke, You're Pre-Rich
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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You're Not Broke, You're Pre-Rich
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This PSA brought to you by Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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You're Not Broke, You're Pre-Rich
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You're not single and hard up, you're 'PMSing crazy bish' free.
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illmyrin
Posts: 705
Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
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You're Not Broke, You're Pre-Rich
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I'm a successful solosapien who earned a staggering $15,676 last year. I receive no government aid. I fork over $70 a week from my 290ish pay check. The remainder goes towards rent, daughter, smoking(part of my retirement plan is to die before I retire) and last of all food(mostly cat food). Every few weeks I spend 40 bucks on a supply list that consists of trash bags, deodorant, soap, toothpaste, tea bags, plastic cups, plates, forks, knives and spoons. Grocery shopping involves bread, peanut butter, jelly, oatmeal and microwave burritos. I waste a lot of money on coffee, like 6 bucks a week, but a mans got to have some guilt.
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Illy, sounds like you have an excellent pre-rich lifestyle. You should constantly consider how fortunate you are to be so close to making it!
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I know what you're trying to do but you're just sailing another failboat over the falls. - imaloon1
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Walker_ID
Posts: 673
Registered: 2002-5-29 10:20:09
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Date Posted:
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You're Not Broke, You're Pre-Rich
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Eager_Igraine posted:
This PSA brought to you by Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!
lol wait wait don't tell me is great...
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AzureTyger
Title: Awesome
Posts: 462
Registered: 2002-4-1 15:49:04
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I was never rich but I am definitely pre broke now!
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Scarne
Title: Capo di Scientifico
Posts: 1,087
Registered: 2001-7-23 15:24:34
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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If you are pre-rich, it is in your best interest to support changes to the tax code that favor the rich so that you will get to keep all of your money once you do become rich!  
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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You're Not Broke, You're Pre-Rich
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Illy, why don't you buy a cheap bowl, plate and silverware instead of buying plastic? Seems like you'd save some money.
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Crooq_Lionfang
Title: Master Zergling
Posts: 185
Registered: 2003-3-11 11:53:17
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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You're Not Broke, You're Pre-Rich
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In quite a few cases broke is more like post-rich than pre-rich
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illmyrin
Posts: 705
Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
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1/1/00 12:00am
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You're Not Broke, You're Pre-Rich
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
Illy, why don't you buy a cheap bowl, plate and silverware instead of buying plastic? Seems like you'd save some money.
Yea I know. It's sort of obvious.. I don't know how to explain it.. It's only $4-10 bucks a month for the disposables and not doing dishes is my life's luxury that I'd imagine a weekend at the Beach House is for Post-Rich people. Closest thing to having a maid!
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