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Sansfear  3 stars
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Registered: 2008-8-31 05:04:52
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This guy must have spent 3 hours detailing the crap out of his car (it takes a lot of work to make a 77 Pinto look pimp).

After he finished and went inside to have a beer, I went over and dropped some fake bird crap right in the middle of his hood and then hurried home to see the reaction.

He didn't disappoint! He didn't even try to clean it off. He just started cursing the sky and even ripped the rear view mirror off of his windshield in a blind rage.

The last time I saw him he was chasing some pigeons down the street with a BB gun.

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PhillsburyBandit  2 stars
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F*ck you

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
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Sansfear rarely delivers, but this is pretty good.

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
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lmao!

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