I wonder if I will dispoint. I asked her what her definition was and she said courage. I certainly have that!

 

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A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.

The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.

The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?"

She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he aproaches her, he takes off his shirt.

She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"

Eagerly, she shakes her head, Yes!

As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."

 

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if you were in the kitchen where you belong, this wouldnt be happening to you.
now go make me a turkey pot pie, bitch

 

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She just means she doesnt want Chaz Bono. You have the right tools for what she she needs.

 

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i thought she meant she didnt want a pandering, emo fruit cake.

i would take that as wanting a guy who can take charge and not fall all over him self when it comes to emotions and being needy.


you are none of those bonk.

 

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