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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Today I bought a new couch, it is green for the most part. I like it. It doesn't smell like pee like the old one I donated to charity.

The end.
Crackdoc  1 star
Posts: 236
Registered: 2005-10-7 12:55:29
If you'd use and change your Depends more often you'd have saved the couch money.


Just saying.


 

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IMHO  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
HA HA HA They did pee on it huh? I hope you made them pay for the new one.

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
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IMHO posted:

DA DA DA

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
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Pro tip: Cover your sofa in plastic sheets next time before "sex".

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Congratulations on your new couch. For years, as a bachelor, I just owned two chairs. It makes it difficult to make out, kind of like the Cialis couple in two separate bath tubs.

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I never really thought about the advantages of being an old guy with good credit before.

I called the store and they delivered a couch without even asking me any questions. 2 hours after I called, I had a new couch and the old one was gone.

I know the state I live in is full of brain dead idiots.....but they sure are good with that customer service stuff.
Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
Crackdoc posted:

If you'd use and change your Depends more often you'd have saved the couch money.



What does a couch need money for?

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
I like green.

 

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