reesescups posted:
Along the same twist and sick humor vein, I always thought this was just brilliant.
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In over night news, it has been reported that Terri Schiavo started to respond to stimuli last night.
During her nightly bath, one of the orderlies accidently brushed her nipple, elliciting a motor response from Terri. The orderly immediately told the doctor. On hearing this, the doctor felt it important enough to notify Michael Schiavo.
"I know we've tried everything Mr. Schiavo, but I think there may still be hope yet. One of our orderlies accidentally rubbed her nipple and got some sort of response from Terri. Perhaps if you tried something a little more stimulating we might be able to get her out of this terrible condition. I know this might be hard to hear, but if you'd give it a chance, maybe it could be the answer. Perhaps some oral sex could help her."
Sources say that despite initial misgivings, Mr Shiavo agreed that nothing else had worked so far, and it was worth a try.
Unfortunately, a couple of hours later, Mrs. Schiavo's cardiac monitor alarm was activated, causing doctors to rush to her bedside. Mr Schiavo is reported to have said "I think she choked."
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