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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.
“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can't afford them” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.
“It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.”
HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
That joke is older than you and ptilk put together.

 

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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch...
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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
I shopped there today!

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36

 

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IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
I am on my way there now.

Every time I go there I worry some one will snap my picture.

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
Do they sell wide angle lenses there?

 

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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
"Everyone has a chance to become rich." - Groucho48
"Most of the human wealth on earth exists between the ears of live human beings." - theredkay1

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