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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
For Valentines day. I just gave her a card. That is how to amicably separate. I will spend the afternoon exercising and then hitting the spa. http://www.burkewilliamsspa.com/treatments/massage/pure-relaxation/

 

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Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
Modeeb posted:

My Ex Gave Me An 80 Minute Full Relaxation Massage ... I just gave her a card.



 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
U hav happy endingz?

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Well , I said let's go to dinner after.

This is always a happy ending-it's just not sexual. I can barely walk down the stairs i am so wobbly delighted feeling good after this place.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Sounds like you won!

 

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YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
Posts: 384
Registered: 2009-2-27 19:08:13
BJ on the drive home from dinner?

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Nope she is the only woman friend -friend I have.

 

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"What is here is there. What is not here is nowhere." Vishvasara Tantra
"Ever tried, Ever Failed. No matter. Try Again.
Fail Again. Fail Better. Samuel Beckett