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Author Topic: Jews get a ton of holidays. [Locked]
YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
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Allstarslacker  3 stars
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Registered: 2006-5-23 20:09:28
They do, but they also have a lot of fasts.

Plus none of their holidays are all that fun except Purim.
GrymmDAOC  1 star
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They can't eat bacon either.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
M'sian have 18 paid national holidays


But there also isn't bacon there


What is it with having a lot of holidays if you don't have bacon, is that suppose to make up for not having bacon?

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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True but they can't eat bacon so it all works out

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
Christians used to have tons and tons of holidays until factory owners decided that they interfered with business.
Halloweve  2 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
Lol..they do I was the one of three non-Jews at a corp. in Columbus Ohio, and trust me, some of those days are regarded as high religion days, where they are not even supposed to be on the phone.

I had a key, so I basically manned our office on those days. It was funny how they would call in ask for the $$#'s and tell me not to tell anyone else they had called in. I was not permitted to contact any of them on these days.

I always thought it funny how offices were shut down on Christmas day tho You would think they would just work thru it.
Kjarhall  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
They have less holidays than Christians. It's not their fault Christians choose to work on most of them.

 

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