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Testerion  3 stars
Posts: 549
Registered: 2001-12-28 03:07:47
More and more games introduce hitech physics engines just to render physics-defying boob buoyancy...dunno if Im just too old to understand it but what's the awesomeness in female characters whose boobs look like they're trying to escape her?

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
Testerion posted:

More and more games introduce hitech physics engines just to render physics-defying boob buoyancy...dunno if Im just too old to understand it but what's the awesomeness in female characters whose boobs look like they're trying to escape her?



Because every 16 year old or man stuck in a 16-year old mentality dreams of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qecYEIvg9E#t=31s

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Have you played Soul Calibur IV on the PS3/360?
You should check out the Ivy char... I swear, 50% of the budget in that game went into boob bobbing simulation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF3Bv2DfwyY



I'd say it borders on comical, but it takes things 2 steps too far, and then goes an extra step beyond that.

 

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Cawlin  4 stars
Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:

Testerion posted:

More and more games introduce hitech physics engines just to render physics-defying boob buoyancy...dunno if Im just too old to understand it but what's the awesomeness in female characters whose boobs look like they're trying to escape her?



Because every 16 year old or man stuck in a 16-year old mentality dreams of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qecYEIvg9E#t=31s



Haha! Nice!

I turn 17 next January btw! Wheee!!! /fap

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
The good news is when you hit 40 you can have boobs of your own.

 

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Sansfear  3 stars
Posts: 757
Registered: 2008-8-31 05:04:52
At least they don't try to hide what they are selling:

Yukishiro1  4 stars
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
It's sorta a joke. The Japanese says "In the new year, breast swells with expectation."

It works in Japanese because there is no subject and no plural. The breast swelling with expectation bit is a phrase in Japanese that means to get excited about something.
vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
We call that a "chubby."

 

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