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AzureTyger  2 stars
Title: Awesome
Posts: 462
Registered: 2002-4-1 15:49:04
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Apartment complex to collect DNA samples from residents for use in identifying policy breakers
And charge them $50 for it!

 

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Tych2  4 stars
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Apartment complex to collect DNA samples from residents for use in identifying policy breakers
It must be a fabulous apartment complex. Why else would someone do this?

Edit:dammit I didn't read the link. Pick up your damn dog shit!

 

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Fat_wong  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2007-2-6 07:59:17
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Apartment complex to collect DNA samples from residents for use in identifying policy breakers
they only people that will be upset are the ones that dont pick up their dog shit
Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Apartment complex to collect DNA samples from residents for use in identifying policy breakers
Step 1. Imbibe enough liquid courage to bravely go into their common park area at night and leave a healthy #2 for someone to discover in the morning.
Step 2. Laugh maniacally when the management decrees that all tenets are to be subject to mandatory poo tests.
Step 3. Profit?

 

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Tych2  4 stars
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Apartment complex to collect DNA samples from residents for use in identifying policy breakers

 

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Fat_wong  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2007-2-6 07:59:17
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Apartment complex to collect DNA samples from residents for use in identifying policy breakers
ive been itching to catch someone letting their dog shit on my yard, expecially if i can find where they live.


Im mildly lactose intolerant.


Id drink a gallon of milk then shit in front of their door. Then plant a flag that said pick up after your dog.
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