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AzureTyger  2 stars
Title: Awesome
Posts: 462
Registered: 2002-4-1 15:49:04
And charge them $50 for it!

 

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Tych2  4 stars
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
It must be a fabulous apartment complex. Why else would someone do this?

Edit:dammit I didn't read the link. Pick up your damn dog shit!

 

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Kapie
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Fat_wong  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2007-2-6 07:59:17
they only people that will be upset are the ones that dont pick up their dog shit
Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
Step 1. Imbibe enough liquid courage to bravely go into their common park area at night and leave a healthy #2 for someone to discover in the morning.
Step 2. Laugh maniacally when the management decrees that all tenets are to be subject to mandatory poo tests.
Step 3. Profit?

 

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Tych2  4 stars
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47

 

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Fat_wong  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2007-2-6 07:59:17
ive been itching to catch someone letting their dog shit on my yard, expecially if i can find where they live.


Im mildly lactose intolerant.


Id drink a gallon of milk then shit in front of their door. Then plant a flag that said pick up after your dog.