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Szerek  2 stars
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Registered: 2000-8-8 09:26:09
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: So, my wife bought some crackers at the store...
(not white people crackers, but Ritz crackers)

We opened the box last night and pulled out what should have been a sleeve full of crackers, but what was really a sleeve of crackers that was about 75 - 80% full.

Really, if those bastards are going to cut down on volume instead of raising prices to fudge with food inflation numbers at least they could make it less obvious by re-calibrating the machinery to make smaller sleeves.

What is next, a pound of chicken breast going to weigh up as 12.5 oz?

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: So, my wife bought some crackers at the store...
False advertising for the size of breasts is criminal.

 

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_Gronk_  1 star
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Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: So, my wife bought some crackers at the store...
You should show your wife what you wrote on my thread. I'm sure your wife would be proud of your mindset, eh Szerek (or is that Jimbo)?
Szerek  2 stars
Posts: 338
Registered: 2000-8-8 09:26:09
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: So, my wife bought some crackers at the store...
_Gronk_ posted:
You should show your wife what you wrote on my thread. I'm sure your wife would be proud of your mindset, eh Szerek (or is that Jimbo)?




Why would you believe my wife would care what I wrote on an internet message board?

I'M CERTAINLY NOT JIMBO!

 

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_Gronk_  1 star
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Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: So, my wife bought some crackers at the store...
Szerek posted:
Why would you believe my wife would care what I wrote on an internet message board?

I'M CERTAINLY NOT JIMBO!



So you are scared to show your wife what twisted thoughts you write.



Your message in my thread certainly sounds like Jimbo.

Szerek = Pedo and should be searched.
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