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Most men who die during sex are cheating: study
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tenkly
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Most men who die during sex are cheating: study
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http://www.globalnews.ca/pages/story.aspx?id=6442593007
TORONTO – While sudden death as karmic “punishment†for cheating may seem extreme, a recent scientific statement suggests most men who die during sex are having extramarital affairs.
The American Heart Association studied an autopsy report and found only 34 of 5,559 cases of sudden death occurred during sex. That’s 0.6 per cent, which means it’s quite rare.
However, between 82 and 93 per cent of the sex-linked casualties were men, and 75 per cent were engaging in extramarital sexual activity. In most of these situations, the men were with a younger partner after excessive food and alcohol consumption and/or in an unfamiliar setting.
Lesson of the day: Don't get married to a prude bitch who doesn't satisfy you sexually. 
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
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Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Shit, when I have to go...I hope I'm boinking some much younger woman in a hotel room. Sure beats cashing it in between noon feeding and the 2pm depends change by the CNA.
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__Bonk__
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PWNED!
Its because of the added stress and excitment. Great way to go though! Bad for her lol
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Yukishiro1
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I don't think most of the women involved care except to the extent it means they need to find someone else new to support their habit.
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IMHO
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__Bonk__ posted:
PWNED!
Its because of the added stress and excitment. Great way to go though! Bad for her lol
Depends if she's keeping score 
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__Bonk__
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I THINK MOST WOMEN WOULD CARE IF A MAN DIED WHILE HAVING SEX WITH HER.
ALL OF A SUDDEN HE STOPS AND THEN SHE FINDS OUT HE DIES LOL
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Yukishiro1
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Younger women who have sex with cheating older men after eating a lot of food and drinking are probably in it for the money, not for the love. I'm sure having some probably fat old guy die while humping you is traumatic but I doubt they're particularly sad about the guy in particular. More likely to be sad about his wallet no longer being theirs.
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__Bonk__
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Yuki its sure to be tramatic to anyone if their partner dies when they they are having sex with them. Its horrible
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NuEM
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Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
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Ptilk posted:
Shit, when I have to go...I hope I'm boinking some much younger woman in a hotel room. Sure beats cashing it in between noon feeding and the 2pm depends change by the CNA.
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__Bonk__ posted:
Yuki its sure to be tramatic to anyone if their partner dies when they they are having sex with them. Its horrible
htf would you know?
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