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ineenia  2 stars
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Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to

the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper

Peninsula of Michigan .

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk

shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all

that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a sasquatch.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would

all go out into the woods, find a sasquatch, preach to it, and attempt to

convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had

various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a sasquatch. And when I found

him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that sasquatch wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around.

So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of

God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to

give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both

legs in casts, and had an IV drip.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you

KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a sasquatch. And

then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted

nothing to do with me.

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP

another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him

and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as

a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in

a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors

running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, ....circumcision may not

have been the best way to start..."

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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Mastara  4 stars
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didnt read... but anyway

 

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